Pretty Vacant

collegehumor:

P*ssy Magnet

All positive, no negative here.  

Teehee

dogshaming:

Ground Explosion

It wasn’t me. It was a meteoroid. I swear.

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Teeheee

collegehumor:

Cat Sheds Enough Fur to Make a Second Cat

“My hairballs are more impressive.”

oh dearie me ><

hopkins81:

rollingmaul:

6 nations in 3 more days!!!

3. More. Fucking. Days. X)

For like one second I though 17 (earls?? had his can on number 2’s (who is number two) bum, but them I realised I was wrong. 

It looks like theres something a bit homosexual going on …. :P

collegehumor:

Bro Hedgehog Straight Chilling in Jacuzzi Sink

Rinse, don’t kill my vibe.

dogshaming:

Juniper….the Chew-nipper

I ATE THE INTERNET!

She’s not sorry: last month she ate my debit card…AND my credit card.…

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dogshaming:

I will not roll on dead animals

This is Benny. He is our rescued 2 year old Maltipoo. He was just groomed 1 week before his little…

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collegehumor:

Poor English But Great Oriental Food Billboard

Truth in advertising.

collegehumor:

Kid and Dog Scratch Each Other’s Back

So that’s what “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” means. And all this time I thought it was a metaphor.

collegehumor:

Hot Girl Holding Satan’s Cat Princess

Nice kitty, don’t steal my soul now.